i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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