some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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