how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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