Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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