i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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