hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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