He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
