You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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