You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I checked into jail on foursquare
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
