Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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