I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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