Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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