I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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