The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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