i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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