we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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