you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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