You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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