can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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