He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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