Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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