So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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