Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my vag is so smooth its legendary
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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