Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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