the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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