jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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