I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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