I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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