i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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