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Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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