He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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