he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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