brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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