Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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