Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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