wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
my nose is crying tears of wow.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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