it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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