Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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