how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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