i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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