My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm gonna fight the coyote
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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