I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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