He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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