you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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