No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
