i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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