That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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