Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We named our party play list daddy issues
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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