omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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