Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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