Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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