i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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