I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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