I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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