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  I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.

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  When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!

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  It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  The chlamydia really affected his face.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke

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